I have almost stopped reading fanfic, but I couldn't NOT check out a Caroline story, and I wasn't disappointed. Utterly beautiful!

“Is he dead, Lois?”

“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!”
- Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.