Thanks Yvonne! I have to give credit for that last line to DJ. Originally I just had that she was in need of a manicure and she had an emery board. It was DJ who made it funny and sad at the same time.
Laura - I'm glad you're enjoying the story and that it made you smile. That's what I was after.
Jen - I'd have to take up smoking to do anything really wicked with a V8 jug, but if it meant I got to be your roommate, I'd certainly give it a shot.
Linda - Ha! Lois will have fingernails left, but just barely.
Allie - Thanks, I'm glad you're enjoying the double timeline. I don't think it will be too hard to keep them separate. At least, I hope not.
Angie - You also picked one of my favorite lines to quote. Thank you so much for that.
I'm giving part three one last read-through and then I'll be posting. Thanks to everyone for the encouragement!
