*Chases Sue and DJ all over the room with a cricket bat*
EVIL, D’YA HEAR ME?! Why, when I get my hands on you two…!!! *shakes scepter at you threateningly*
Hasini.
“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!” - Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.
*shakes scepter at you threateningly* 
