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Hi Vicki!

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Lois Lane is going to dump Lex Luthor?

Cat: Hey! Gossip is MY area!

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Lois Lane is going to dump Lex Luthor?

Perry: Are you kidding? That kiss should have made me think that he could never be the "hack from Nowheresville."

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When he resigned from the Daily Planet.

Clark: Ouch!

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And what about Cat’s dancing muscle men?

Someone's been "bribing" the IT guy to get around the restrictions again, huh?

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A Lois got into the wiring.

Lois: Hey! I wasn't even here this time!

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Unpaid leave, huh?

She used up all of her leave up until death.

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Would he take a native female as payment for the services rendered?

Nor: Yes, do, so I can brand you as a polygamist and oust you from the throne.

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I always thought that angels had more…pure intentions.

Clark: I want to marry her and have tons of babies with her. That's pure...right?

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Romeo and Juliet. Odysseus, in the version where he doesn’t get home to Ithaca. Oedipus and his wife/mother. Hamlet and Ophelia. Anakin and Padme. Jamie and Cersei. Marcus Antonius and Cleopatra.

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