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Did you ever watch The Guid

No, but I've heard of it.
Highly recommended.

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You mean, like Ralph in a strip joint?


<Barfs into one of her toddlers' potty chairs>
I can see that you got the image angel-devil

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Perry's the one trying to pick the store door's lock.
Now I can see why they’re still outside.
PERRY: Lois! Lois, get your pink chumpy to that door right now!

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Do they have proof that it *wasn’t* Lois pulling the trigger?


Lois: I refuse to answer any questions without the presence of my attorney.
So, I’ll take that as ‘no proof’ then.

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Oh boy. She going through men like Cat in heat.


Lois: It's all Clark's fault!
CLARK: help

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Lois: <hands him the world's tiniest mop and bucket, and a fork instead of a pitchfork>
devil

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Clark: I swore them to secrecy under pain of death...or...well, at least no grandkids, ever.
MARTHA: So, let me get this straight. If I tell Lois how to get hold of her escaped partner, he won’t be making babies with her. Yet, if I *don’t* tell her, he will still not be supplying reporting grandkids any time soon. Sounds like a lose-lose situation.
LOIS: Martha, think about it. If I *can* track him down, what do you think will happen in regards to his threat of abstinence?
MARTHA: [Linked Image]
CLARK: <hasn’t really thought this one through>
LOIS: Stop the presses. [Linked Image]

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Perry: Does that boy even KNOW what's happened to the subscription numbers?
They’re now using an inch-thick section filled with seedy classifieds to keep in business?

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Thank you and thanks for reading!
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