May 25, 1999. An alternate Metropolis to the ones we know and enjoy.....
As Clark was patrolling the city of Metropolis, having just watched the new Star Wars movie again, a portal opened, and out fell Jar-Jar Binks. Clark lost all control, and threw him out into space, repeatedly screaming "YOU RUINED STAR WARS" where he died, his corpse floating next to that of George Lucas, who had suffered the exact same fate at the hands of SuperGeek.....
EDIT: It was funnier in my head. I messed up the writing of this one, sorry.
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