Hi Michael! Thank you for all the lovely chocolate... I mean comments.
You’re welcome!
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Um... only if you're that guy the Silver Surfer works for who eats planets.
ER: But it makes the Star that much more entertaining to read.
EW: /agrees but is worried about Perry’s heart condition/ Don't tell Perry!
ER: Is that the one where they put the toxic material into?
EW: No. That's by Clark's desk.
Like fresh fruit and stuff?
LOIS:
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ER: Lois saw a Fudge Castle open at 8 in the morning and Clark didn’t want to be late in the office?
EW: /quite entertained/ I meant a different kind of emergency, but that works. /likes to poke fun at Lois/
LOIS:
I’m so not ever going to have sex in this story. That will teach her to agree with the ER.
ER: He’s going to have fun, being married.
EW: Yes. But at least he'll have sex to go with all that fun.
He’ll get sex even if he *doesn’t* apologize?
CLARK: They do realize that I don’t even *want* to sleep with Lois, right?
LOIS: I don’t think so. Wait, what now?
“Is that my top reporter’s voice I hear?” boomed Perry, exiting from his office.
CLARK: Yes, Chief, I’m in the office.
EW: /tickled beyond measure/
Thanks!
LOIS: Not. Funny.
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Jimbo swiped the Met Star from Lois’s recycling bin, and slipped
ER: The Star got a bit dirty in the bin.
EW: I do believe that there was more to that sentence.
Yes. No, I was referring to the bit of dirt before the ‘and’ since the rest of the sentence can’t stand on its own.
CLARK: I could win beforehand?
Clark! Not out here!
That would be "no". Roses mean "I've bought you for sex", so she had put them into the trash.
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Duh!
Good thing she was able to take her laptop to space, then, huh?
Well, one can go to extreme lengths with the off-site backup.
ER: And he also reviewed every file personally to make sure nothing got damaged, right? EW: /doesn’t think Jimmy understands the concept of ‘privacy’ either/
JIMMY: What? It’s called full customer service.
So, too obvious of a joke?
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At a certain point, one starts to expect the evil.
You don't like Lois's new coffee mug? /I'm sure she had one laying around at her apartment somewhere./
It just…seems so…not Lois?
LOIS: Hello? ‘LL’ vanity plates!
ER: E-mail?
EW: Could they get email in space back in the early 90s?
Meant the instructions on how to operate the electronic fax that contained the e-mail instructions got sent via e-mail.
ER: She got a date with the Grim Reaper?
EW: I believe that's pronounced "Grim Reapress".
She’s into girls?
LOIS: I believe the EW was referring to me.
CLARK: Lois is into girls?
Herb! Heeeeeerb! Wrong universe!
ER: /shocked that EW would have Cheryl commit suicide by reporter that way/
EW: What? I thought it was funny.
Funny. Yes. Expected. No.
He wasn't being intentional.
Truck-Driver-Clark: Noob.
HENDERSON: No, but I do have at least 5 witnesses. Strangely enough in a crowded newsroom with 50 people in it, only 5 people -- all new employees -- witnessed the event.
/next day/
DP Obit Section: 5 recent members of our DP family have died yesterday.
LOIS: He's Superman. He knows the name of every person in the building whether he wants to or not.
Same reason she won’t get angry when he comes home with lipstick on his Superman costume?
LOIS: Yessssss. But if I find lipstick on his shirt collar, well…let’s just say I have a lead-covered box in the bedroom…
In the Past Tense, since she obviously will no longer work in that position.
What I wondered. Just did seem a tad far out there for Lois to wield that much power. Also, wasn’t sure if she would have Ari terminated or terminated permanently.
Does it make any more sense with my explanation or was I not obvious enough with what Lois meant?
It does. /points at previous quote/
the charges dropped/
I'm sure in some dimension somewhere, Lois and Lex lived happily ever after. Just not in any of my stories... well... not yet, at least.
LOIS:
LEX:
CLARK:
Would Lex ever admit to losing her?
Good question.
Not if she was a really good passive aggressive.
She could fall down some stairs?
ER: I wonder if she should maybe talk to a shrink.
EW: Well, Mayson did give her the name of a good one..
She did?
You mean like saying that one could not only travel through time but also through space and that there are infinite universes out there? That kind of insanity?
Yes.
Since Stern OWNS the company, probably not. Unless she could prove it was a breech of their contract.
Betcha she’ll have a more favorable contract set up the next time she gets and engaged and then leaves a wealthy sociopath who buys her workplace?
BRUCE:
It depends on what you mean by paranoia.
Lois thinking people are out to get her just because they try to get her.
ER: Oooooh! Cat fight it is! /hyper/
EW: No, not really. I wasn't in the mood.
JIMBO:
Officially, she WAS his fiancee. Just not a very loyal one.
ER: What…? What…? How…? But… Madame Ex…? Does this mean Clark will meet his new love interest before Part 200?
MAYSON: /wave/
EW: Times, they are a changing...
Considering what I’ve read in pt. 200, things should be interesting…
Who said that the one in canon was the real deal? Maybe that's HOW they revived Lex, by cloning him.
Uh-huh…
Actually, in this story, Lex truly loved Ari. He just wanted more of a Brenda in the sack than an Ari.
He did? And Lois was both, huh? Sexually adventurous in the bedroom and a bitca in the living room?
Who says she didn't find any green rock shards in Smallville while she was there?
Right…
I hope you've recovered by the time I post the next part.
All caught up now!
Michael
