I just read this one on FanFiction.net. It's pretty funny.

Superfriends: Deck the Hall of Doom With Boughs of Holly: It's that time of year again and the Legion of Doom is having their annual Christmas party. The best gift of all is the gift of giving but it seems that each member receives a gift that they'd like to return.


"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland