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Sorry about the delay, Michael. I tend to pile too much on my plate.
[Linked Image] And sadly, it’s not all chocolate, huh?

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I'll try to behave better after my hiatus, but no guarantees.
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So, he likes their sanity, their husbands, their children?
No, he likes to take those things from women.
That doesn’t sound like it’s in the normal range of human behavior.

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What? Did you naturally assume what Lex thought to be their first meeting was the first time she saw him in society?
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Oh, on how to prevent getting crabs?
Um... don't eat them?
Umm…not those ones…

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LOIS: That's why I've been playing hard to get with Superman for all these months.
PERRY: /surprised Lois hasn’t yet asked for maternity leave. Although, it does explain her becoming so chummy with her partner all of a sudden/
CLARK: /wonders how a sexually forward Lois would look like if that’s the nunnery-version/ You have?
CAT: Is that what you call throwing yourself at his feet and saying "Take me, now!"? Interesting, Lois.
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I was thinking more along the lines of a college prof who taught her things he shouldn't have.
Like cooking meth? Or the kind of effort that goes into an ‘A’ (on your clothes)?

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You mean one who whips a man if he's naughty and doesn't take the money on the dresser?
Yeah. Kinda.

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Well... she *is* his type... or at least, Bruce's... Or she is NOW. /EW likes are switcheroo a lot!/
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This part was actually so long many pages had to be cut to make it fit into one part.
You could have split it in two? What harm could that have done? You already had a nice half-way mark in the part and I’m sure nobody would have minded two LnC free parts. Right? *crickets* Right?

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MRS. COX: I'll do anything for Lex. /receives memo/ Say what?
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I'm sorry. Were we assuming that Brenda was mentally sound?
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BRENDA: At least I didn't sleep my way... scratch that. Never mind.
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LOIS: I didn't sleep with Perry. And I certainly didn't sleep (or do anything else intimately) with Lex Luthor.
Yes, sadly she never touched certain parts of him using her patella.

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That and she didn't want to be handcuffed to only one man.
They’re going to have to cuff her to two cops. Gay ones at that?

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CLARK: Actually, I've had it under advisement not to "handle" Lois. She wears the pants in our relationship and me the tights. Wait. That didn't come out quite right.
LOIS: Sounds good to me.
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LOIS: Why are you looking at me for verification? I didn't see Lex's sex tape.
CLARK: Can I throw up now?
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The drug was never meant to keep them interested in sex *after* they had sex for the first time.
LOIS: Doesn’t work to get them to have sex in the first time, either, so it’s useless.
So after consummation of the relationship, pheromones no longer work?
No, I just meant the drug doesn’t have any long-term effects. Fresh exposure is always required.

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And all women must succumb to the king? /Actually, I don't think that was the Athenean model.
Are you sure?

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She doesn’t sound entirely stable.
Does she sound more unstable than Lex?
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ER: /wonders if they were mothering skills/ ?
Mothering, caring, loving... possibly.
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She does sound like the Sultan Mother.
BRENDA: huh Is this a bad thing?
Not necessarily. It’s more a statement of historic fact.

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Nigel IS their security.
KIRK Devlin: I didn't feel all that safe around him.
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To keep others from touching Lex's personal property and to keep her secure.
LOIS: *Property*? mad

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Maybe the apes had learned to dress wounds by now?
In three months?
huh /points to Planet of the Apes remake/ What if they got brain-serumed some time ago?

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No, she already loved him. She's now thinking he's been stringing her along.
LEX: I've already told you. It's not a string!
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Yes, but cuddling up to a snake won't make one very warm.
Huh…Oops?

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And you never know what a good lawyer could do when you got married to only one of the personalities.
Allowing his other personalities to cheat?
For example. Although, if they are not married or in a relationship, it wouldn’t be cheating. I do wonder what would happen if two people with a multiple personality disorder got into relationships with each other...That might be a fun laywer-drama story. Or a season-arc on a soap opera.

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BRENDA: How can we be Earth's survival if we don't survive?
She not very smart, huh?
MINDY: What?

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Or turn into those creepy underground dwellers who worship the bomb from Planet of the Apes.
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What if they hadn't searched for that? Perhaps Brenda was so good that she had them all fooled.
Or they had a computer to screen for people with the same mental profile as Lex…

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Sounds like she’s dealing with him like he’s got the mental and social capabilities of a child.
BRENDA: He's male... so... what's your point?
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No, but Lexy has the horns of a teenager and Lex (original) doesn't.
LEX: I think I've just been insulted.
And horned in on.

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He thinks Lois is super cool and would distract Dad from his hobby down in the bunker. He knows that Lois could do that to him.
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Well, she did tell him that nothing happened between them at the hospital... so... maybe she's just a tease.
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And men are always said to really like those.

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I believe you mean, jarS 7A, 7B, 7C, and 7D.
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No powerlines been available?
Why would they tie him up with powerlines?
For Lex to run into like he tried to in Phoenix.

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So they don’t have a confession they can use later on?
Only the one that he created a clone.
Is that legal?
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LEX: Without a huge empire to run, a man gets bored.
KIMMY: Bored!? <not happy with the father of her future children>
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Then she'd be toast and a double Lois is now residing...um... in space.
Oops?
SUPERMAN: dizzy

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So, will they all give interviews on what a sex-fiend Lex is?
Or they will act like crazy women who believe polygamy is the way of the future in a doomed society.
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He must have been quite the busy bee. How exactly had he had time to take over Asia?
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And won’t those give him a heart attack sooner rather than later.
LEX: Scandalous! I don't need such things. I'm in tip... top... strange, my arm suddenly hurts...
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Topside he had money. Downstairs he only had power.
LEX: And the difference being?
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He had said that their technique for getting rid of usurpers was a "vitamin regimen".
Ooops?

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That's the going theory of what I meant.
LEX: Lies! I didn't kill that woman.
So, maybe he means that she was actually a he?

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You mean kill the double? No, that happened after Lexy jumped. Or do you mean... huh?
No, I meant killing.

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Are you inferring that Lex might be mentally unstable?
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I had you at blonde nurse, didn't I?
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I'd read that. hyper
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Thanks for all your wonderful comments. Sorry my response got lost along the way.
You’re welcome. And there was a lot of activity going on smile1

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