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Originally Posted By: Darth Michael
Oh my. I think I might have missed something blush
huh You did? Michael? /lifts up hem of FDK/ I don't think so.
I…um…kind of skipped replying to FDK-FDK 181 in favor of FDK-FDK 182 [Linked Image]

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CLARK: Lois can call me what ever she wants.
LEX: I believe he was talking about me.
CLARK: She doesn't want you.
LEX: confused I don’t see the connection.
LOIS: That’s because you’re still connected with the pretentious cobble stones in front of your tower.

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JIMBO: Okay, Denny, shift the tinfoil rabbit ears to the right just a little, little, no left, terrific, no wait, go back, now hold up your left arm, perfect! Now, don't let go.
JIMMY: That's pretty entertaining.
So…they don’t even have a TV set, huh?

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JACK: As entertaining as my boot in your butt.
JIMMY: Jimbo, it's your turn to be the antenna.
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Funny anecdote: I just recently used a regular stick antennae about 8 inch long to get great TV reception via digital terrestrial signal. I was quite surprised about that.

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LOIS: Hold on, /checks purse/ I have a photo of one right here. /hands it over to Clark/
CLARK: Lois, this isn't a photo. It's a mirror.
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Jimbo and Jimmy are both over the age of 21.
/eyes Jimbo suspiciously/ According to Wiki, he was born in Sept. 1974, so…not even 19 at the time Lex decided to jump the gun.

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ER: And like Pandora, she likes to play with poisonous things and then acts surprised when the stuff explodes forth into the world?

EW:
YOUNG LOIS: You want me to play with a tea party set? Really, Mom?
SAM: Don't be ridiculous, dear. Give her a chemistry set. She doesn't need to cook.
YOUNG LOIS: Daddy!
SAM: Too bad she's a girl though.
laugh That sure is one interpretation of what I wrote evil

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You might have noticed that Clark isn't in a big rush to consummate his relationship with his partner.
A point of great concern to Lois, one might add.
LOIS: [Linked Image] My electronic nanny always told me that the good ones are either gay or married.
CLARK: I’m not gay!
ZARA: wave
ARI: Lex is married! [Linked Image]

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LOIS: /sets down tabloid/ Geeze, with all the whoopie they say I'm having it's amazing I get any reporting or sleeping accomplished.
CLARK: You sleep?
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JIMMY: /on the phone/ Inspector Henderson, I'd like to change my plea. I did bomb the Daily Planet. Please pick me up immediately.
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BILL: See, WOOLFE? All you have to do is put them into penitentiary institutions without romantically inclined inmates and you’ll get a guilty plea out of them eventually.

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PHIL: Excuse me, Sweet um's. Is that the one where the husband gets more than one wife?
CAT: <herself, after midnight feedings for six months> No.
LOIS: I don’t think that kind is legal. /takes her husbands Clark and Kal-El home/
Funny aside: Word’s grammar check thinks it’s wrong to use a pronoun and the plural form of ‘husband’ in concert.

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When Perry went an begging Darth Stern to buy the Daily Planet, spend a bunch of money fixing it up, and then sell at his earliest convenience to the next criminal on the block.
Now, that’s not nice!

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I'm sure there's other things, like witty banter or a happily ever after endings or something, but I forget.
clap You do realize that you need to bring the story to an end to have a happy ending, right? Or have Lois give Clark a massage peep

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Let me get this straight. A metaphor is like a simile of an analogy? Okay, now I'm just confusing myself.
rotflol

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Are you saying that I collect commas like Lex collects Loises? <is suddenly worried about her muse’s psychological state>
peep

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LOIS: What does she mean 'Loises' as in more than one? I'm unique.
CLARK: <would like to think so but has learned that two Loises are better than one>
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LEX: Paging Dr. Kelly!
Dr. KELLY: I was a physician in my country. And now I deal with toxic waste.

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CLARK: Was that a siren? I'm sure I heard a siren. I better check it out, you know, just in case someone needs Superman or something.
LOIS: I thought you didn't have any powers.
CLARK: <screams for Superman>
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wave Michael


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