LOL. Oh my, that's an awful thought.
Why, thank you
Well…according to canon and various fanfic, very likely some kidnapping situation or other.
Oh no. Really? Oh dear. I'm gonna have to rectify this ... oh. *slaps head* This is a RomCom, remember! It's all right.
Sooo-rry!
Oh, flashback to Cat, season 1!
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Clark! Did he buy her lingerie?
<WRITER IS SHOCKED>
What?
*relief* You liked it. Even though it wasn't ... your other idea!
I always have evil thoughts. Doesn’t mean the story has to go there
It’s just way more fun in FDK that way
Really? Maybe that's why Lois is still single then? Huh!
She left a trail of bodies in her wake…
The 'convenient caller app'? I'm guessing at 99p a pop it would soon make millions.
So…new market idea!
He's bound like one, isn't he? Lois surely knows exactly what will attract him in a woman?
Brunette. Reporter. Prone to danger?
Michael
