Well, I don't own a printer, myself, but I know where to access one if I really need it.

And although I do own a mobile phone, I don't use it much as a phone. It's my jack-of-all-trades (alarm clock, calendar (comes in pretty handy), camera (rarely) and "Game Boy" (all the time)).

The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)