Actually, there are a lot of things that I don't own that make people wonder how I can possibly manage to live without it.
Yes... /me looks around the room, then leans in close to whisper furtively, 'Mobile phone'. Never had one, don't want one.
But don't tell anyone I said so. I wouldn't want to get hauled away in a straitjacket by the You Must Embrace Technology Police.
LabRat