First time checking something other than "teacher" -- sort of bittersweet. Administration (educational admin, but even so) now.
No more working at home every night!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.