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I believe that all 'hauntings' are simple demonic spirits trying to confuse and prey upon the ignorant.
So does the fact that I thought it was amusing and tried to find rational explanations elevate me above being simply "ignorant"?

Honestly, if it hadn't happened to me I wouldn't believe in it at all.

Sue (who prefers "gullible" over "ignorant" any day)

Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.

Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
Ides of Metropolis