Hope you like it, FOLCs! I've been trying to write this story all week, but it wasn't working. Then this morning I trashed it all and started fresh, and now I think I've got it.

PJ

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K