Nunk: So, Lois, I hear your opponent has agreed to settle out of court if you'll resolve the dispute by mud wrestling with her on the Jerry Springer show. Will you accept the challenge? Or are you, as Toni Taylor claims, just a giant chicken?

Note on the back of Lois's briefcase (seen via x-ray vision): Fly me out of here. Now. Before I kill him.

Clark: Uhm, excuse me. My... uhm... coffee is... uhm... *glances at Lois*... ticking. Bye!


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.