Lois: (on the phone with cooking assistance line) And then you dip a loud tie in? (thinking: well, we've got plenty of those.

Later on:
Clark: I told you not to try new recipes with the guests.

Lois: Well, how was I to know the Union of the United Untied would find that little addition *that* offensive?


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.