I've got to jump in here before I leave tomorrow and name Paul the winner. Borrow your towel, biceptennial of the abs, and Lois' babbling. All of 'em excellent.

My caption:

Lois: So you're him! I never would have guessed...

Clark: Him who?

Lois: The guy who runs around in public showing off his body.

Clark (freaking out): Whowhowho...Who's that?

Lois: C'mon, Clark, I know you've seen him on the news.

Clark: Superman?

Lois: Him? No! The Streak.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.