Ching:...one last thing, Kal El, according to Kryptonian tradition you have to pass through the gauntlet of slobbering, grabby fangurls to take your place in Kryptonian government.
Clark: Dude, no way!
Ching: 'Fraid so.
Clark: Who comes up with these goofy traditions?
Ching: I've been taught that a favorite concubine named Teej had something to do with it.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
