Ching: Black suit, black Ray-Bans, Clark. That’s the dress code.
Clark: Yeah, but I make this look gooooood!
Ching: Lose the ‘S’.
Clark: Say, do I get a fancy car and some tiny, high-powered handgun?
Ching: No, but you can have a rod with a blob on each end. It kinda works the same.
Clark: Cool. What about the flashy light thing? Can I have one of those?
Ching: It’s called a Neuraliser, and, no.
Clark: What! Why?
Ching: It’s not standard issue.
Clark: How am I supposed to be the first, last and only line of defence against the worst scum of the universe if I can’t have a Neuraliser?
Ching: I’m sure you’ll manage fine without one.
Clark: Aww, come on!
Ching: I said NO!
Clark: Pleeeeeeeeease?
Ching: Hey look, an elephant!
Clark: Where?!
FLASH!
Ching: Just lose the ‘S’.
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4th of July weekend does belong to Will Smith after all.
