Lois: Oh no, Clark!
Clark: What is it, Lois, what does it say?
Lois: It's-- it's-- <gasp> --blank!


Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun