"'the coconut cream pie of doom?' man, tank endings just aren't what they used to be..."

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"hey look, a skywriter! what's he saying? 'ultrawoman, i love you. call me!' wow, ralph is getting really desperate, isn't he?"

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guy in a homemade costume, stuck to the side of a building just out of frame: "come on superman! what are you? too afraid to challenge me? come on! i can take you, and you know it. i don't even need super powers! i'm the human ant and i've got suction cups! and an acid gun! what are you going to do about that, blue boy? huh?"

lois: "that has got to be the most pathetic supervillain i've ever seen."

Paul

p.s. labby... i'm also on dialup, and have no problem loading the pics. you don't happen to have a firewall or something, do you? only other thing i can think of is that your browser is set to not show pics (maybe pics larger than a certain size?) or something, but i think you'd have noticed that.


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.