Elisabeth wasn't sure if this should go here or not.
Perry is always protrayed as a Good Ole Boy from the South with those corny Southern expressions.
So here is a list of made-up 'Southern' expressions that would make any true Southerner cringe.
1. He's as relaxed as a opossum on codeine.
2. He's as pumped as a squirrel chewing caffeinated nuts.
3. He couldn't be happier if he were a puppy with two tails.
4. He jumped up like a piston on a spark plug.
5. He was as excited as a boy scout chugging his first swig of Jack Daniels.
6.He couldn't been happier if I gave him a 12 pack of cold ones and a John Deere.
