#96: Don't plan to go far away for your honeymoon - you won't get there anyway. blush

#97: Clark is not into bongo drums, swinging from chandeliers or man-eating Cats.
#97a: You really won't find him in Cat's Corner.

#98: Clark really is the most law-abiding citizen you will ever know.
#98a: This rule does not apply to the laws of physics.
#98b: His powers also tend to defy the laws of logic.
#98c: Of course, Clark will make an exception for breaking and entering - if you ask him nicely enough (or just plain drag him along).

The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)