#80 - Lois, don't bother bringing your own coffee to work anymore. Once Clark learns your preferences (read: the first time he sees you make/order a cup), he will always have a cup waiting for you.

#81 - Pretending to be a married couple and shacking up in the Lexor's Honeymoon Suite can be more fun that you ever dreamed possible.
#81a - It will be more fun if you decide to share the very large bed.
#81b - He *is* Superman, and *will* hear you if you decide to sleep in the bluff.

#82 - Clark will allow you to crash at his apartment any time, day or night, regardless of if you are too tired to go home or if some lunatic is trying to kill you. Feel free to take advantage.

#83 - The only thing deadlier to Clark than Kryptonite is you. Please handle his heart with care. It's extremely fragile, even if he is totally, physically invulnerable.

#84 - It sounds like a movie cliche, but in the case of Clark, a sneeze really *is* a sign of a terminal disease. Feel free to call in the big guns - your father.


Battle On,
Deadly Chakram

"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent

"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon