Originally posted by Mouserocks: [b] Rule #41 - Keep a 2X4 (or other heavy, blunt object of your choice) handy at all times. You never know when he may say or do something stupid and needs some sense knocked into him.
Rule #41b - Or remind him that he's Superman. [/b]
Too true! Of course, you could always just chuck him off a roof if he forgets it... which is actually quite a big possibility.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness. --Mark Twain
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