93. Superman fights and accidently kills Chuck Norris. He feels so bad, he hangs up his red cape forever.
Does that work for you?
Although, isn't Chuck Norris supposed to be a good guy? Why would Superman fight him? Again, I send this to our fine MouseRocks judge.
VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.