There once was an attorney named Mayson
Not to be confused with the great Perry Mason
She chased after Clark
But she only had bark
Cause it was Lois that Clark was a-chasin'
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There once were some sisters named Newtrich
Whose laser made Clark's powers switch
Now when Lois used the powers
It was her turn for cold showers
Or to take Clark away to scratch that itch.
(Needless to say, it started out about UltraWoman and quickly degenerated.)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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