These are hilarious! Keep 'em comin!!

I have to say my fave is this one...

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Jimmy worked for The Daily Planet.
But he had a very bad habit.
When his friends would kiss,
Then start to undress,
He would show up and they would stop...damn it.
Damn you Jimmy Interuptus!! <shakes fist at air>

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.

-George Bernard Shaw