My job is desperately dull at the moment.
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The was a bad guy from the future
Who was the most dastardly creature
And while travelling through time
He committed a crime
Then told everyone Clark Kent was Super.
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There was a girl always in trouble
Which caused her insurance to double
Her boyfriend who flies
And has poor taste in ties
Wished she’d just live safe in a bubble.
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There was a mad scientist named Klein
Who the ladies thought truly divine
They found him delightful
And not at all frightful
Despite his receding hairline.
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