It's turned into a disease! It is taking over! Someone save me from them....HELP! SUPERMAN!
He looked really good in black.
He had proven he wasn't some hack.
He was in great shape,
And he did have a cape,
But a Bat-suit wasn't on his rack.
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She asked to see his cowl.
All he could do is scowl.
He said he wasn't the Black Knight,
She said “Yeah, right.”
He was not Batman he did howl.
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Here once was a man who was rich.
A reporter and clone he did switch.
He was quite the jerk,
But his plan didn't work,
And he eventually ended up in ditch.
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She was obsessed with Superman.
But she had a secret plan.
She made a data base,
And got the wrong face.
So now Jimmy is her man.
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There once was a babe named Kal-El.
And his parents put him in a protective shell,
He was sent down to Earth,
Eventually won a Kerth.
And in love with Lois he fell.
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There once was a man who could fly.
He would soar up high in the sky.
He said he loved her,
She said he was her brother,
And made him just want to die.
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Martha was a mother to Clark.
As a boy she would take him to the park.
She loved him completely,
And smiled at him sweetly,
When he came in crying cause he was scared of the dark.
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There once was a man of steel.
Villains thought him a heel.
They were sore losers,
Some became boozers.
Cause evil had lost it's appeal.
