Not really real Clark held his hands up against her barrage, or at least held them up the best he could with his arms still tied to the chair. "Woah woah lady, you're being all brook-like with the babbling! And believe me, I have no problem taking a tryst to whatever this 'infik' place you talk about is, but I'm kinda tied up at the moment, rather quite literally. And this isn't MY plan, I'll have you know. I'm just a clone or a replicant or something of that nature. And why I have three hearts I have no idea."

Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*