The story thus far
There's evil in that fridge," Lois grumbled as she eyed the freezer, wary of the tub of Rocky Road that hid within.
Clark looked up from the newspaper and, upon seeing his wife glaring at the freezer, muttered, "Not again."
Ignoring her husband's grumbling like an old woman, she squared her shoulds back before declaring loudly, "There is evil, and I shall vanquish it with my spoon!"
"Been watching Charmed again, Honey?" Clark asked with a teasing smile.
Lois pulled a mock sterned face at him."You know very well that i don't like charmed, Mr. Kent"
"Then why did you make Clark & I sit through 14 hours of it with you last weekend?" Asked Mayson.
Lois upturned her nose at her 'friend' before replying, "It was revenge for making me sit through that 'Sex and the City' marathon last month."
Clark gaped at her, "it wasn't me who made you, it was Mayson, so why am I being revenged upon?"
She gave him a look that would have sent any regular earthling male to an early grave. "Because you offered her the TV when hers conveniently broke!"
"Lo' honey, didn't Clark tell you yet how he broke it?" asked Mayson as she sat down on Clark's lap, and started running her hands over his body.
Lois rolled her eyes just as the door to the third wife's bedroom creaked open and Lana padded out, yawning.
Clark leaned back in his chair, wondering what life would be like if Polygamy hadn't been legalized in 1902.
Lana combed her fingers through her blond hair and growled, "Mayson, you're in my spot!"
Lois rolled her eyes heavenward as she moved placed both hands on her hips, giving each of the 'lesser' wives the evil eye. "Excuse me, but we all know which one of us is the Alpha Female around here."
As the three began to bicker again Clark silently cursed Miranda and her Kryptonite enhanced pheromone compound.
He was relieved when the impending cat-fight was abated by a knock on the door.
Clark glanced through the door as he went towards it, "Did one of you invite Sara over?"
The figure on the other side of the door, however, was not Sara, but a curious little man in a bowler hat.
The world seemed to bend and shudder, and Clark was aware of being dizzy, behind him he heard a "swoosh" sound as Zara arrived home from a patrol.
Clark gave the man at the door an almost begging look, "Please tell me you're here in response to my advert - I don't think I can take having four wives any more!"
The man at the door seemed speechless, staring past Clark with a fixed gaze.
