Hardly had Zara finished speaking than "Clark Kent" suddenly turned into a green (almost Kryptonite-green!), slimy, eight-armed, six-eyed, and, if you are into that sort of thing, one rather kissable mouth (and two not so kissable). The being was unclothed, and you could see that between his legs was... nothing.
"So that's why we've never had sex!" shrieked Lois. "What have you done to my husband, you monster?"
Ann
