That's really funny! rotflol
Let me contribute with a few:

- a) ...you're using English for four hours a day, without living in an English-speaking country or having English-speaking friends/family.
b) ...English words spring to mind more quickly than the ones of your native tongue.
c) ...while you're speaking or writing in Greek, which happens to be your native tongue, you keep using English words or expressions (translated or not) here and there - despite your being an aficionado of keeping the Greek language alive.
d) ...your father is angry for the bad grade you got in Physics, but you have a good grade in English to brag about.
e) ...you type in foreign languages quicker than you do in your own.
- ...you find yourself telling your friends something really funny Clark told Lois in a fic.
- ...your best friend is fourteen years older than you.
- ...you're in a room where the person nearest to you is located more than 1,000 kilometres away.
- ...you're sleepy in the morning, because the only chance you have to talk to your Brazilian friend is at 2 a.m..
- ...for everything you might need there's always someone to ask.
- ...when a new trailer is a reason not to go to the movies.

See ya,
AnnaBtG.


What we've got here is failure to communicate...