Yes, the idea for this story was hatched during several extremely boring meetings I was forced to attend. No, they weren't safety meetings; they were far more bureaucratic and far more useless than a safety seminar would be. Contemplating this story was my RL equivalent to Lois and Clark's poke-paper polka.

I had gotten the idea for this story several months ago, but hadn't had time to write it up, but I couldn't let this month's comedy challenge go by without contributing a story.

As always, all comments welcomed.

Joy,
Lynn