Catching up on some reading - yay!
They say that you are single-handedly causing the paper's workers' compensation premiums to skyrocket.
I believe it too.
"You're her partner. The head honchos wanted you to have a refresher course so that you could remind Lois not to do anything dangerous."
Ha! Good luck with that! She doesn't even listen to Superman!
Silly him! Of course, that only prompted her to repeat her complaint at a higher volume.
Um...yep. Have you learned nothing yet, Clark?
turned around and felt a piece of paper being thrust into his hand.
How cute! It's like they are in school!
He decided that even if he weren't super, he could have fast enough reflexes to avoid the double-poke.
Oh look! He *does* learn!
"The big wheels upstairs had told yesterday's speaker to keep an eye out for you. It seems he reported that you were passing notes and weren't paying attention. You're going to have to go to next month's safety seminar offering."
How fun! Thanks for the laughs!