That was great! Especially the ending line! And it's all Lois' fault, too!

My favorite?

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"You're her partner. The head honchos wanted you to have a refresher course so that you could remind Lois not to do anything dangerous."
Right. That'll work. He might as well tell Lois not to jump in before checking the water level. It would have exactly the same effect: none whatsoever.

Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.

- Stephen King, from On Writing