I must admit that I usually find almost anything sports-related to be extremely boring...But you included enough WAFFy stuff to hold my interest. I now know a lot more about footy than I do about American football.
Edit: Perhaps "WAFFy moments" isn't quite the phrase I was looking for; rather, "discussion of Clark's emotions".
BTW, I loved your description of Paul Brown. It was both amusing and vivid.
Looking forward to part three.
cheers,
Lynn