I have no idea who wrote this one.

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“Oh, I thought I was decking the jerk who was leering down my front and dissing my partner… Nobody disses my partner.” Lois looked over to Clark. “Come on, Spike. I know a few bars too.”
clap Yay! Lois put Dan in his place!

And I absolutely loved this:

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“But don’t worry, I’ll protect you from all those boys and girls who want to take you out of those leather pants.” She turned and started toward her car swinging her hips suggestively. “Of course, who’s going to protect you against me?”
<Snicker> No one, and I don't think Clark would have it any other way!


Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

~Saw it on a T-Shirt.