I really loved this little story. Especially Lois' final choice of costume.

So, let's see. We have a Batman reference, a Spiderman reference, one to Measuring up and another (very sneaky one) to Catwoman. Additionally, we have lots of hyphons in the text. I'd say - and it's only a guess - that this story was written by LaraMoon. Or one of her great admirers/friends here.

The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)