Excellent, as usual. This was soooo funny, I had to laugh again and again. Only...
"----and it would be inappropriate, nay, downright irresponsible of this council and any self-respecting parent to expose the children of New Krypton to such monstrosities and horrors!"
The second Terrestrial put his hands up in surrender. "Okay! Okay! No Teletubbies. Got it."
What's supposed to be funny about this one? The Teletubbies are monstrosities as well as horrors - at least for parents begged to watch them with their children. Believe me, I know.
