I think it would make for an awesomely funny (in a morbid kind of way) fic if Tempus got his hands on the Evil Overlord list and proceeded to implement it.
Oh...my. Wouldn't it just. So...be posting that one soon, will you?
What? Stop grimacing like that. It's a reader's job to give their favourite author more work to do. It's in the contract.
LabRat