Such a fun thread!
1. I tried to read this, but I don't hate myself enough to subject myself to that kind of torture.
2. I'd rather live through 2020 again than read this inane drivel.
3. What in the dumpster fire did I just read?
4. Whatever your day job is...don't quit it to write professionally.
5. Congratulations on committing every word crime possible within the first paragraph of this...I hesitate to call it a "story."
