No, this isn't about the fic you're thinking of. No, not even that one! This is a Flame Thread. For what story, you ask? Well...none, actually. Let's face it; if there were a fic we really didn't like, we'd probably just skip it without a word. But maybe there's a clever insult you've got in your back pocket, or just a need to rage at someone/something with impunity *cough*2020*cough*. Well, here you are: a thread of pure flaming for The Worst Fanfic Ever (Not) Written by A. Straw-Author. Let the carnage begin!
Now, where was I? Ah, yes:
OMG, this fic is atrocious! Your spelling has Noah Webster Spinning in his grave! As for the grammar, forget Grammar Nazis: you've gone all the way over into Grammar Communism! Do you actually read, or do you just rub the books onto your face and hope to absorb the words in them via osmosis? Here's a thought, Straw: Try going for a swift impact with them!
