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LOIS: I can be spicy. Dan said my cooking was 5-alarm hot. Of course, that was before I had to take him to the emergency room, but that was another story.
Also…
MFD: I sure hope her home insurance will cover the 5 engines we had to send to her apartment building.
CLARK: I have no idea what you’re talking about. I think it’s tasty and gives a nice buzz on the taste buds.

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LOIS: Wait. You're interested? /points between them/ WE need to work on our communication skills.
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LOIS: /knows about his eye-wooling abilities and raises him one ability to stay mad/
CLARK: Um... I fold?
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LOIS: Why the semi-present tense there, Clarkiie? Who's this Lana person?
CLARK: [Linked Image] We're not exclusive, right? Like you and Superman.
SUPERMAN: I do also rescue other women.

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