MR. TRACEWSKI: Ms. Lane, I think it's time for you to find another place to live.
LOIS: Ooops.

Maybe she could move into Clark’s?
CLARK: He's...um... er... a friend of mine? He goes around in a skin tight suit, rescuing women, but he prefers you.
LOIS: /bats her eyelashes innocently/ He's your little friend?
CLARK: Well, I wouldn't say that.
LOIS: /gets really great idea about that/ Oh. Really?
CLARK: /once again the slow one/

You've forgotten that Superman doesn't exist yet in this universe.
Oops?

Michael