Originally Posted by Darth Michael
LOIS: I can be spicy. Dan said my cooking was 5-alarm hot. Of course, that was before I had to take him to the emergency room, but that was another story.
MFD: I sure hope her home insurance will cover the 5 engines we had to send to her apartment building.
CLARK: I have no idea what you’re talking about. I think it’s tasty and gives a nice buzz on the taste buds.
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MR. TRACEWSKI: Ms. Lane, I think it's time for you to find another place to live.
LOIS: Ooops.

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LOIS: Why the semi-present tense there, Clarkiie? Who's this Lana person?
CLARK: /um/ We're not exclusive, right? Like you and Superman.
SUPERMAN: I do also rescue other women.
LOIS: Who is this Superman, guy?
CLARK: He's...um... er... a friend of mine? He goes around in a skin tight suit, rescuing women, but he prefers you.
LOIS: /bats her eyelashes innocently/ He's your little friend?
CLARK: Well, I wouldn't say that.
LOIS: [Linked Image] Oh. Really?
CLARK: huh

You've forgotten that Superman doesn't exist yet in this universe. evil

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.