Wonderful! <insert appropriate superlatives here -- lots of 'em!> clap hail

Almost all of my favorite lines -- 20-foot-pole, treason-needs-tea, had/would-marry-him -- have already been quoted repeatedly.

Pretty much just one left unquoted:
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(And this wasn't short, rivka!)
*considers* No, I guess it wasn't. Do be sure that trend continues, ok? angel-devil

*flees*

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun